I was driving to Ann Arbor and listening to 96.3 FM, Detroit's equivalent to Seattle's KNDD (The End), when I heard an ad for a station promotion/contest thing called -- I kid you not -- "Breast Christmas Ever!" The lucky lady who wins first prize receives free breast augmentation surgery.
I love you, Detroit, but it's good to be back in crunchy-granola Seattle, where such a thing would be unheard of.
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