Recently, Childhaven received six pounds of fortune cookies as a gift. After consuming several of them (several cookies, not several pounds) and discovering a fortune that seemed like a thinly veiled insult ("You will be admired for your internal beauty" -- no mention whatsoever of external beauty), I wondered whether there might be a blog devoted to less-than-desirable fortunes. And true to its M.O., the World Wide Web came through -- big time. I don't remember the last time I laughed until I cried (which is, in itself, kind of sad), but I certainly did today. Cookie Curator, I owe you one. Thanks for brightening my day.
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Like all great fortunes, most of these are enhanced by appending "... in bed" :)
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